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A circus.Again.Wtf is that about?Haven’t you learn anything from Heroes?
Let’s face it, Tron is a big pile of crap, a very expensive one.With that being said, I think that in a way, the world doesn’t end if you stare at the crap for two hours, basically because they’ve spended a lot of time and money to make the crap look good, really good.Tron is a bimbo with no brains, period.Once she opens her mouth, everything is ruined forever and when I say SHE I mean Jeff Bridges, who as I’m guessing, is still trying to understand what the fuck is going on in the plot that requires his acting.Yes, the dialogues are awful, and so is the acting,however the music,visuals and cinematography are groundbreaking.In fact I think I’ll watch again this movie if in the Blu-ray there’s an OST track only, with no dialogues.Oh yeah, that and Olivia Wilde mos def.
Shit my dad says.I love it .
But the point is, what happened with the intro?Has anyone else noticed that it’s wrong?And by wrong I mean a shit?
Here is probably what happened.If you take a look at the first trailer…
The Henry character is portrayed by another actor.In fact there are a couple more of weird things like a terrible haircut from the Bonnie character and the gay guy doing a different part.There’s even a girlfriend living with Henry and Shatner….
My guess: The pilot went wrong, so wrong that CBS changed the lead(not Shatner but the boy) , probably fired the stylists , rewarded the gay guy with a more interesting character and erased the presence of the girlfriend.But the thing is that they probably made the intro with the no-Henry, the ugly-hair Bonnie and the young hottie and instead of redoing it, they created this little piece of garbage.
Anyway, who cares, the show is great and the fat guy is funny, the most bizarre thing about this show is that Henry and Ted Mosby from HIMYM have the same voice.
According to IMDB , Little Fockers reached the 100milion plateau this weekend.According to my common sense, that’s utterly disgusting.
Every story has a beggining.Until…
Here is the thing about No Ordinary Family: It kind of sucks.Here’s how I’d fix it.
Michael Chiklis needs to man up. He’s losing all the street cred he gained from the Shield. If he does one more marble-shaped figure of his hands I will burst myself into flames.
Julie Benz has to kick some ass instead of being super fast in the kitchen doing housewives chores.Producers: spend your money kicking & punching, not cutting carrots.
Add some tragedy.Kill the kid.He’s annoying.Maybe a haircut works as well.
Michaels Chiklis wouldn’t be married to Julie Benz in any universe.Therefore, the Thing should be grateful everyday by doing some charity or something.
Guillermo Diaz as a cop is bad decision-making.He needs to go NARCO or die. Shaving the stache won’t save the problem
The Entourage women is hot.So is Julie Benz.Producers: DO SOMETHING!
Don’t go Heroes.Please.Please.The moment I see a circus/carnival plot I will trow my TV set through the window.
The black guy is funny.
Somehow these guys(Harrison Ford,Lucas and Spielberg) waited 15 years for a good script, and let me tell you, if this is a good script, I’m an alien with a big head that when I party with 12 of my best friends I can RULE THE WOOORLD.No wait, actually that’s the plot of the film!!!
The intro doesn’t make any sense at all, the nuclear explosion( whaat? ), surviving a nuclear explosion in a refrigerator( say whaaaat?¿?) , 50 Russians with guns beaten by a 67 year old men, worst CGI in a movie of +100 mil. ever , the stupidest sword fight , the three time cascade fall, and wait for it…the alien –sci fi angle…And of course the monkeys and the crystal jedi council in the middle of south america…
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